Beam Me Up, Probe Me Later

$45.00

LIMITED EDITION: ALIEN ABDUCTION

The aliens knew immediately that you were cool. There was probing. But it was a party first. The probes from the party-starting aliens just became part of the rich tapestry that is your life. Plus, it was for science. So you were cool with it. Anyway, they beamed you back. With cool alien-inspired Beam Me Up, Probe Me Later sunnies intact.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.